Not If I Can Kelp It Burger

An admittedly unusual, special Bob's Burgers burger that features kelp

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Not If I Can Kelp It Burger, you should try it!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

God can do anything

Before you read my questions, realize that I do NOT want to be offensive or anger provoking, just THOUGHT provoking. THINK! If you are offended or angry, that is your choice, not mine.

IF God can do anything, and if God does NOT want anyone to sin, then why doesn't He stop people from sinning? OR, Why didn't He create all people to not WANT to sin, and therefore do NOT sin?

Even if God is real, that doesn't mean that all popular ideas about Him are real.

by Pat & Kelly O'Brian August 13, 2006

i mean i can do anything that he can

1. part of one of xxxtentacion's most popular songs "Jocelyn flores"

2. the immediate response to finding out your crush likes another dude

1. "i know you so well, so well, i mean i can do anything that he can"

2.

person 1: hey uh, i like you
person 2: i have a boyfriend
person 1: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? WE'RE MEANT TO BE I MEAN I CAN DO ANYTHING THAT HE CAN

by ur friendly neighbourhood worm October 12, 2022

grown men that can drink

A set of rims with a diameter of 21" or greater.

NOTE: Grown men that can drink originated from the fact that "alcohol and liquor is only sold or served to anyone that's at least 21 years old or older."

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant February 19, 2008

garbage can lid

A God Of Porn. Over 100 Gigs Of It. Always willing to share. Premium Member at eBaums World Forums.

Member: "Damn GCL, thats a ton of pr0n!"
GCL: "Yeah, you have anything specific you want"
Member: "Can i get that one with that girl from the commercial?"
GCL: "Searching ;)"

by jordantheman May 3, 2005

can of whoop ass

the term has been popularised among online gaming communities by the slogan of one of the mightiest and most well-known clans participating in the famous on-lnine game, Far Cry: {TAF} (The Animal Farm).

"For those times a can of whoop ass just isn't big enough: {TAF} In A Can!"

by dingogal May 30, 2006

i’ll see if i can

No, this means no

Guy: We should hang out this weekend.

Girl: I’ll see if I can.

By saying this she is telling you no

by eldestbrotherG March 9, 2018