canadian friendly reach

The art of allowing a Canadian to give you a reach around in Canada.

"I was just in Canada, and I got a Canadian friendly reach "

by FruitSnacks2 September 21, 2017

Canadian Round Robin

Just like normal round robin, but for fucking idiots. Eh.

"So they want to play a round robin match?"
"Yeah, but they're too retarded to know how to do it themselves so we have to officiate."
"Oh, CANADIAN round robin."

by buttcheeks5000 December 11, 2017

Canadian Winter

The art of storing bodily fluids like blood semen etc. freezing it, flaking it and sprinkling it on your partner

i Canadian wintered my girlfriend
HOT

by that one dude that ruins it March 9, 2018

Canadian Freedom of Speech

According to some Americans, it does not exist.

(Conversation taking place in Toronto)
Justin: So what’s with freedom of speech here?
Trish: They don’t have it
Justin: What?
Waitress: What? (Looking confused)
Trish: There is no such thing as Canadian Freedom of Speech
Tony: That’s not accurate

by Not Really JTanis7 January 4, 2019

Canadian Nightcrawler

When your girl is deep asleep and you wake her by inserting a rooter and spinning it at full speed.

My wife was pissed when woken by the feel of a Canadian Nightcrawler with the same tool I clean the drains with.

by Sea Lawyer February 11, 2019

Canadian Hotbox

An enclosed space where the air is filled with cigarette smoke. Much like a hotbox, but consisting of tobacco smoke instead of marijuana smoke.

Let’s smoke a cig with the windows rolled up, they call it a Canadian Hotbox!

by pussyboyblue September 7, 2019

Canadian Snow Sled

A Canadian Snow Sled is when you cum on her belly then drag your dick through it down to her pussy before you put it in

She told me she wanted some Northern hospitality so I gave her a Canadian Snow Sled

by CrazyItalian December 6, 2020