International Business Standard Time (IBST)

International Standard Business Time is a "time zone" that does not change based on location. This time is the same throughout the planet. If it is 10:00 IBST in Moscow, it is also 10:00 IBST in Texas. IBST allows international companies to sync with each other. It is most commonly seen in the 24hr format- I.e. 00:00 is midnight. IBST is the same as GMT, but as earlier stated, is recognized globally and does not depend on location.

We've set a meeting with all the GMs via Skype conference for July 11th at 1300 International Business Standard Time (IBST).

by Biochristy September 10, 2015

lord business

Someone who is a totally control freak and needs to micromanage every task. That person who needs to be the boss in every situation. "

DON'T LORD BUSINESS THE PUZZLE!"

by cgrip September 28, 2015

e-basing

When a group of people are sitting in a circle, staring at their phones and not interacting with each other.

Girl: "Where's Debbie?" Mother: "She's e-basing on the veranda with the girls"

by Dich September 22, 2016

shit business

Shit business : An informal interaction, satyric humor scenario, extreme results.

"My boys came over and crashed the car in the woods, then stumbled upon a case of money."

"Oh, shit business bro!"

by Psychonomy x December 26, 2016

Anti-business shower

A business shower but it's hot and steamy and is filled with loads of loving. Or a shower between two people for the only reason to have sex.

Tom is in the shower. Jane walks to the bathroom. She gets in the shower with tom.

Tom: " Woah woah!"

Jane: " Come on let's have an anti-business shower! "

by chandlerjgomez March 29, 2017

pretentious businessman

A well-dressed middle aged man who drives a fancy car and always takes the stairs instead of the elevator because elevators are for lazy people and he's a working man. Probably a Trump supporter. Probably not actually as great as he thinks he his (or as rich).

Ugh, Steve is such a pretentious businessman. He always rolls his eyes at me when I choose to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

by Pastel Claire July 27, 2017

ball busting shits

This type of Sh*t is one of many painful dumps, The pain from this dump is horrible. It feels as if you've got kicked in the tree and giggle berries. While Sh*tting.

"Oh...It feels as if I have the
ball busting shits, I gotta go really bad"

by Weeniehutjr98 August 23, 2017