national eat breakfast day

they say you go to school and eat the schools breakfast

ohhh yeaaa national eat breakfast day

by a stupid ass loser October 27, 2022

i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.

Eric: “I need breakfast”

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”

by Purslaypussy November 19, 2022

gen z breakfast

A breakfast consisting of an energy drink and some form of nicotine, usually in the form of a vape or cigarette

What do you mean it's not a real breakfast, urban dictionary calls it a 'gen z breakfast' so it has to be real!

by No psuedonym required December 23, 2022

post-coitis breakfast

sex and breakfast in the morning

Are you enjoying our post-coitis breakfast? I hungry as shit for some reason.

by nostd3 March 5, 2023

Golden Corral Breakfast

Food given to us from God’s own breakfast tray.

You ever tried golden corral breakfast?

by KiiboBestRobotBoi March 20, 2023

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023

Dog's Breakfast

When a woman masturbates using peanut butter as lube, allowing her loyal hound to clean up the scrumptious mess

"Fido's been looking a little down recently, perhaps he would enjoy a Dog's Breakfast?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"

by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023