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Raging boner

A giant ass dick that is hard as a rock and hard to control
Dude I had this raging boner last night and I have jerked of 20 times and it’s still there
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belly boner

A protrusion from the belly button caused by a hernia.
Alan brushed his belly boner against Andre as they passed on another in the bathroom doorway.
by Troy Mclure October 29, 2007
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Pro-Boner

It like Pro-Bono
which means being, involving, or doing professional and especially legal work donated especially for the public good
EXCEPT...
Your donating your boner for the public good... cause.. there is no use hiding it
That would just be a waste.
A:So are you going to the Club this weekend?
B:Yes, as a matter of fact I am, It's going to be Pro-Boner
by KevMack July 29, 2009
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Boner Boy

Any male who happens to exhibit tendencies usually associated with young girls and little school boy bitches. Constant whining, high-pitched voices and a lack of copulation are common symptoms of the boner boy. Boner boys are statistically more likely to have a name that begins with the letter B, such as Benjamin, Bear, Boris or Blatvia.
Man, this guy just won't stop complaining. What a little Boner Boy.

I bet that guy never gets laid. Textbook Boner Boy
by Dj Douchero November 13, 2011
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uncle boner

An uncle boner is a dirty filthy, fat, ugly often bald old man of 40 - 60 years of age or older typically found in south east Asia with a late teens to early twenties Asian escort with him.
Gross, look at that uncle boner over there with that 17 year old girl. He has to be at least double her age, triple her weight and triple her dimensions in every direction.
by BorisSDT August 27, 2011
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Brain Boner

When you are talking and then have a random smart moment.
"Your mom just had a brain boner about robotics"
by Expression of happiness July 22, 2014
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Cigarette Boner

What somebody has when they forget about ashing their cigarette and it is abnormally shlong.
Dude, look at Jonny's cigarette boner. That stoner better not ash on my couch again.
by Bonerheros August 23, 2010
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