Bird Job

A bird Job is when you cum into someones mouth, they swallow it and then regurgitate the semen back up. Then the person who came licks the vomited cum out of the others mouth. The same way as a bird feeds its babies.

Dude! you like bird job's? That makes you a manrantula!

by Rusty Bottoms, Dick Nipple March 13, 2009

Bird-bath

When the man has previously had sex with a woman, specifically in her vagina (see back alley bird bath for anal), and then that same woman (or a different woman) cleans the man's genitals with their mouth; either right after sex or before next round of sex.

Man: My dick has your pussy juice on it, clean it up with a bird-bath!

by Coffeeandcannabis April 5, 2017

Opium Bird

A bird new weird looking bird species found in Antarctica.

Opium Bird got that Luh calm fit

by IceTop October 23, 2023

twirling the bird

smoking methamphetamines out of a glass pipe

dont loan any money to bob, he's been twirling the bird....

by Andrew Giminiani April 30, 2003

The Momma Bird

The act of transferring chewed food from ones mouth to another unsuspecting mouth, usually someone passed out drunk. Results in hilarity sometimes an ass whipping.

I can't believe Darell gave Germy The Momma Bird!

by Sirmoola October 24, 2010

Dead Bird

The act of seeing something, thinking it's a dead bird, then realizing it is really dog shit and you have made a fool of yourself.

Molly: Oh my god! Is that a dead bird???
Mac: Where?
Molly: Right th- oh wait, it's poop.
Mac: Way to pull a Dead Bird, you fool.

by greoee October 2, 2011

bird turgling

To turgle a bird. Which here means to poke a bird with a stick to the point of violence and or aggression. A technique often administered by the late Steve Irwin.

Not to be mistaken for Turd Burgling.

"Hey Bill how are you going to get rid of those pesky pigeons?"

"Well Bart, I am going to do some bird turgling until they decide to leave".

by Sarodactyl71 November 20, 2013