beard enema

A douchey beard, translates from English to Spanish on Google Translate, then back from Spanish to English
Eddie Rosario has a beard enema for the World Series
by SamandAbby October 30, 2021
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White Beard

This term is used for people who have spent 9 years or more on the internet, knowing so many things about the internet, one could say they might have created it. Senior programmers also count as White Beards in some cases.
"our Grey Beard has become a White Beard."
"make way for the White beard!"
by The Unintelligent Librarian August 28, 2019
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Dwarvish Beard

When you're rimming a girl and you get your beard covered in discharge getting it all matted and wet.
God Alex looks like your Mrs gave you a proper Dwarvish beard last night, haven't you showed?!
by Remote Aardvark February 23, 2016
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Bearded lady

She's 7 feet tall and has an Adam's apple and a beard. That happens all the time where she's from. What are you one one of the freaks? Why are you asking about the bearded lady?
by The Original Agahnim August 08, 2021
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Bearded Lady

When a woman gives head to a man( a man with rather large amounts of public hair), as the man shaves the hair all over her face. The man then ejaculates on the woman’s chin, making the hair stick.
Man 1: Last night I gave my girl a bearded lady.
Man 2: Haha, how’d she react?
Man 1: We aren’t dating anymore.
by Bearded man September 15, 2018
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sausage beard

by BOINK!!! January 31, 2016
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I assume derived from "chinny chin chin". To point out something said is a lie. A version of the saying for teenagers.

"Beard on tash with a little bit of mash" implies the lie is ludicrous. If less ludicrous you can use "Beard", "Beard on" or "Beard on tash".

All sayings must include a chin stroke.

Believe this comes from Portsmouth (Pompey) and surrounding areas of the South of UK.
Liar - "Alright mush, last night I smashed 20 birds"

Listener - "Beard on tash with a little bit of mash"
by Clatyn April 19, 2024
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