Boom Rosted

used when someone gets completely owned and never sees it coming

Guy 1: hi bro

Guy 2: dude your fat

Random Guy: Boom rosted

Guy1: ...

by Mort Goldmen November 7, 2010

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canker-bloom

A dry bit of snot hanging down from someone's nose. You know the thing, you just can't take your eyes off it and you know you should tell the offender, but you can't.

Oh yuck! He's got a canker-bloom. Tell him he needs to blow his nose.

by Chris Virtue July 25, 2006

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I was always the 4'11 kid in my school, I even made a few appearances on the TV show Are you taller than a 5th grader my senior year of high school, just before graduation. After losing to about half the 5th graders that showed up and getting called the midget, I decided I would get even by outsmarting all these other kids. I felt so small at that point in my life. I made a lot of bad things happen to people at school that pissed me off back then, but I straightened out when I turned 18, and I started to straighten other people out who were imperfect sinners like me too. I broke a few noses, dodged a few bullets, turned a few tables, and did shit like that after turning 18 that I never got to do in my deprived childhood. By the age of 25 I had reached my true stature (one that would not get me laughed at by the goliaths of the world) of almost 6 foot, but I realized nobody wanted to fuck me because they thought I was a loser. I always had a lot of catching up to do in life for being the late bloomer that I am. Females never took me seriously because I thought I looked like Kevin Costner though in reality they would make rivet sounds when I was in the same room with them, and they thought I was ugly and stupid and made them sick.

by Solid Mantis November 3, 2020

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