by pablo guccierez August 24, 2008
A "Bar Mitzvah Monkey" is a prostitute who has been hired for a Bar Mitzvah. They are normally hired by friends of the male who the ceremony is for. These women are pre-paid to show up at the ceremony and fornicate with the male who will be journeying into adulthood. It is common for these women to pick up extra money by also selling to guests of the Bar Mitzvah. Not as commonly, these prostitutes may be hired for Bat Mitzvah.
by Renholder October 18, 2011
The proper term used to describe the girl you've been making eye contact with from across the bar all night. It's dark, the alcohol is pumping, and the height of the bar reaches her chest. After you buy her a drink or two, you go over to her and realize she's a heffer. Sucks to suck, she's a bar bottom bitch. That slim face of hers and the height of the bar fooled ya, have fun entertaining the cow for the rest the night.
Bro 1: "I'm gonna buy that girl over there a drink."
Bro 2: "Dude, don't let that slim face and the height of the bar fool you. She's deff a bar bottom bitch."
Bro 2: "Dude, don't let that slim face and the height of the bar fool you. She's deff a bar bottom bitch."
by capjerseyshore March 26, 2013
a candy bar that is made of 80% chocolate,15% nuts,5% total shit, it tastes good until someone tells you whats in it or u look at the nutrition facts.
On his adventure, Jessie Gandhi used a piece of shit bar to lure one of Abdul's warriors and then kill them
by JJGandhi April 14, 2011
Another name for the Mustang Bar, Perth, Western Australia. Lot's of booze hags frequent this place that are well and truly up for it. A favorite among single males. No need for chat up lines these bitches are hangin for a root. They may be ugly and fat at times, but as they say, "the bigger the cushion, the harder the pushin".
by rwwwrwrw April 04, 2005
while your Bae is licking your vagina then you make him Cum and you eat it , then he sucks your nipples
by SexyWeirdo September 23, 2016
A term used to describe DDR groupies, usually of the burly men variety. Their general characteristics are: Burly, and Male.
Some fool told me that it actually meant people who hug the bar,they get to close to it when they are dancing, or something similar, but I explained to him that its EXACTLY what these burly men do. Hug the bar. Urghh.
Some fool told me that it actually meant people who hug the bar,they get to close to it when they are dancing, or something similar, but I explained to him that its EXACTLY what these burly men do. Hug the bar. Urghh.
by Waltalot August 11, 2004