by 444.Nina November 2, 2021
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some chronically online people made it up
honestly gross
some chronically online people made it up
honestly gross
person 1: “RAAHHHH ITS APRIL 24TH LETS GOOO”
person 2: “whats that?”
person 1: “international rape day”
person 2: “who tf even are u and why is that a thing?” *shoots with very real shot gun* “RAAAHHHHHH”
person 2: “whats that?”
person 1: “international rape day”
person 2: “who tf even are u and why is that a thing?” *shoots with very real shot gun* “RAAAHHHHHH”
by cumprincess February 5, 2023
Get the April 24th mug.by broski yeet April 16, 2020
Get the April 1st mug."Hey hon, yk what day it is?"
"No."
"Ok, here, have this cup of milk. It's 20th april, btw."
"But I'm allergic to-"
"DRINK IT"
"No."
"Ok, here, have this cup of milk. It's 20th april, btw."
"But I'm allergic to-"
"DRINK IT"
by uwuowoowo April 12, 2022
Get the 20th april mug.A person who is cursed with considerable clumsiness, accident prone, usually a condition diagnosed due to being born in the 4th month of the year. April.
Usually used as a weak excuse to cover up random acts of clumsiness however here is a little known fact:
In 1324, Sobotka the Surly accidentally dropped a mug of freshly boiled thyme tea over his fathers left toe, then after being reprimanded severly, he proceeded to shed ALL his tears in the corner of the room. A local unamed witch (who was earwigging audaciously) defined this as:
'A very strange moment'
Usually used as a weak excuse to cover up random acts of clumsiness however here is a little known fact:
In 1324, Sobotka the Surly accidentally dropped a mug of freshly boiled thyme tea over his fathers left toe, then after being reprimanded severly, he proceeded to shed ALL his tears in the corner of the room. A local unamed witch (who was earwigging audaciously) defined this as:
'A very strange moment'
1. Bloody hell Will just spilt his beer on kats phone again
Fucks sake, I heard her insurance just ran out aswell , I really wish he was born in May
2.Jesus Mags, thats a fricken big bruise
Yeah I know I walked into a table
3. Kat you know you just dropped your wine!
Did I?
Yes...look!
Bugger me...I did!
Il help you clean it up if you like?
Nah its no biggie, Its just my April Baby syndrome innit
Fucks sake, I heard her insurance just ran out aswell , I really wish he was born in May
2.Jesus Mags, thats a fricken big bruise
Yeah I know I walked into a table
3. Kat you know you just dropped your wine!
Did I?
Yes...look!
Bugger me...I did!
Il help you clean it up if you like?
Nah its no biggie, Its just my April Baby syndrome innit
by eye_can_see_you August 17, 2017
Get the April Baby mug.Me: Hey Diana, did you hear?
Diana: No what’s up?
Me: It’s April 9th, better known as Fuck a friend day. I’ll be over after work 😉
Diana: No what’s up?
Me: It’s April 9th, better known as Fuck a friend day. I’ll be over after work 😉
by KingNinjaTurtle March 14, 2021
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by Inquisitive Walnut October 14, 2020
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