Piss on his chips

Chips from a chippie getting pissed on

When a man walks home after drinking on a night out , he finds himself needing to relieve his bladder so he sets his chips that he purchased from a local takeaway on the floor, aims his penis at the chips and proceeds to piss allover his chips. He then shouts out in anger as he realises he cannot eat his chips. He checks his pockets and comes to the conclusion that he has no more cash for food, so he picks up his piss soaked chips and eats them.

He got PISS ON HIS CHIPS MATE

by The uriniser October 1, 2019

chip ham

Beaten pussy, not smooth, rough, lose

Damn her pussy was so chip ham bro she been getting a lot lately.

by jAKETHeB0$$ January 14, 2017

Nacho Chip

When you pee in a girls yeast infection

Omg I nacho chip with Gerald

by yung foreskin January 21, 2024

Chip

Dope lolol

“Yo, Chip.”
“What?”
“You’re dope B)”

by Raptor323 September 7, 2020

chip

short for championship

bro 1: yo you ready for this season?

bro 2: yeah, we're definitely gonna take home the chip this year!

by phillypiano August 30, 2019

MiNt cHiP

MiNt cHiP means Thizz or Extacy. It would only mean that if it's written like this:MiNt cHiP.

That nigga popped 2 MiNt cHipS in class today and he was flyer than a space ship.

by Ariel Gard January 30, 2008

All chip diet

When you're so broke that all you can afford to eat is a $2 bag of chips.

Sorry bro I can't go out tonight. I just paid rent so I'm on an all chip diet.

by Jimmy McSemi January 18, 2023