The disease you get from smoking halfies on the ground, a term popularized in this context by beloved internet smoker Jacob Jones
by queenofcringe April 27, 2024

When you slam someone so hard that you break your condom and scream "OH YEAH" and nut at the same time
by 221nikolas March 26, 2020

The black person drink
by Mr Guy1 March 25, 2024

When all someone does is talk about how much they hate something, they are labeled a hater. They eat, breathe, sleep and piss hate for everything and everybody. Our parents called them party poopers and downers,
by filmzillz March 15, 2015

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently
<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*
by nerdorama July 13, 2016

by Unkownguyishere June 28, 2021
