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kool aid

literal flavourful non-harmful drugs. You take one whiff of that shit and then boom. You feel high as fuck but you aren't. Grape kool aid is the best.
1- hey, did you try that kool aid?
2-yeah, i did. It felt like I was high.
1- i know, right man?
by fuckingdrugdealer June 15, 2022
mugGet the kool aidmug.
An intensifier used to convey the extent to which an entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.
EA would not know good game design if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS
by 10xValue September 24, 2021
mugGet the if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDSmug.

Aid

Element that is invisible to the human eye. Can be shortened to just Ai. Aid is a indication of power level among individuals. If one has one trillion Aids, they are classified as an Off Horse. Off Horses is the highest power level that the human body can handle.
Their Aids Level exceeds mine, they are more powerful than me.
by Off Horse November 1, 2020
mugGet the Aidmug.

church lady kool-aid

Origin: Lutheran

CHERRY (and only cherry) Kool-aid mix WITH the sugar AND 1-1.5 more cups of sugar added. Often paired with Oreos.... and then Dodgeball. #PraiseJesus
You don't need alcohol or drugs, you will be flying high enough on church lady kool-aid.
by kisserT September 4, 2022
mugGet the church lady kool-aidmug.
When two mongolians scissor eachother and get aids then makeout with a jewish person and then they slobber on a monglians asshole and then they scissor and get jewish mongolian bunghole aids and yell "HAYYAA HAYYAAA CHING CHONG!!!!!"
bro im literally going to give you jewish mongolian bunghole aids if you dont pierce my taint.
mugGet the jewish mongolian bunghole aidsmug.

a swimming pool band-aid

Something that is disgusting and should never be touched.
Hans: I was with Anna last night and things were really great and then it was all over! She acted grossed out and left!
Albert: What happened? I thought last night was going to be the party night?
Hans: Me too. I showed Heather's Vaseline to her and she looked at it like it was a swimming pool band-aid.
Albert: Well, you showed Heather's Vaseline. Anna thinks Vaseline is gross.

Baby Heather: (lisping) It was me swimming pool band-aid!! 😊👉👈
Hans: Heather, we don't mean your literal bandage in the pool.
Baby Heather: Hmm.
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 1, 2023
mugGet the a swimming pool band-aidmug.

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