Band-Aid Fission

When the number of Band-Aids applied to an IT system over time reaches critical mass, the system achieves Band-Aid Fission and explodes, violently

<Operator> Hello Ops here. How can I assist?
<Customer> Every site I try to access gives me a 404 error
<Operator> OK let me check.... Oh shit! It's happened! We've reached Band-Aid Fission
<Customer> What the hell does that mean?
<Operator> Never mind. There's fuck all we can do. Nice knowing you.
<Customer> Wait! There must be something you can do!
<Operator> ...no ...no there is not *click*

by nerdorama July 13, 2016

Aids

Jonas

Jonas is aids.

by Olole February 12, 2018

AIDS

When you get fucked in the ass by EA.

How did fut champs go yesterday?
Bad, I got aids.

by FIFAGOD128 January 31, 2017

in aid of

in order to help (something or someone)

The event is being held in aid of charity

by mikeyannie February 6, 2017

Aids

A verb to describe something off, funny, or strange. Often used in Connecticut and mostly in Amity Regional High School.

“Dude no, that’s so fucking aids”
“How fucking aids are you”
“What are you Aids Talnose, we are in public”

by Aids Talnose January 5, 2020

Aid

Aid is a real G.he gets all the information and can spill all of it.he is a nice but at the same time a very violent person.he likes to meet new people.he is also known to be sexy.oooo yes he turns me on baby

Oooo he is so sexy

That’s totally Aid

by Jdbdbdbdb January 14, 2020

Aid

Aid is a real G.he know all the information and he can spill all of it.he is nice but at the same time violent.he is also know to be sexy and hot.ooo he turns me on baby

Oooo he is so sexy

He is totally Aid

by Jdbdbdbdb January 15, 2020