Raised by a pack of savage Asians, David Bloomer is a closet gayman that roller skates around the parking lot of the PC. More times than not, you can find a David Bloomer sipping some nasty ass concoction of herbs and roots while contemplating the philosophy of philosophy.
by Shrimpin Aint EZ September 8, 2022
Get the David Bloomermug. by Ryan Peterman August 4, 2018
Get the David Brandonmug. by david arsoski October 15, 2020
Get the david arsoskimug. When something got so hard it's all they can think about for two years but you go and chill on a beach in another country.
My friend got David Cameroned by her ex boyfriend last year and still talks about it the whole time, I swear if he wasn't in Costa Rica right now I'd break his fucking legs.
I heard Guardiola just David Cameroned Man City fingers crossed they'll get over it quickly.
I heard Guardiola just David Cameroned Man City fingers crossed they'll get over it quickly.
by Largedwarf April 13, 2019
Get the David Cameronedmug. A kid with a bowl cut and a small penis. He suffered anal rape by his father, and his nickname is either Igor or Monkey.
by I’mFromCalifornia1988 February 8, 2019
Get the David Casuaresmug. When you neglect your aquarium to a point in which your fish would rather jump out and commit suicide rather than living another minute in the aquarium.
by timboslice84 August 1, 2014
Get the Pull a Davidmug. taking 6 different substances that include beer, bud, tram, shrooms, coke, and lsd. Thus making the star of david. It originates from the term “cross faded.” which is when you are on two substances thus making a cross.
by CJ Hall October 28, 2018
Get the David fadedmug.