bread monster

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.

"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."

by whobedat June 18, 2015

breaded chicken bone

Has to be done on the beach with the guy wearing a condom. The guy pulls out after already inserting his penis in the vagina and dips it in the sand, then re-inserts penis in said vagina.

We were at the beach and I pulled the ol' breaded chicken bone!!! We're no longer together though....

by Jbd October 5, 2015

Toasted Bread

When a white trash person listens to rap, acts black and very ghetto.

Me: Hey why is Josh always with daquan?

Friend: Oh man he's just a toasted bread

by SomeDudeYouKnow July 17, 2016

Pita Bread Balls

When a man's sac is flat and large, like a loaf of pita bread.

That guy's balls are huge and flat. He's got pita bread balls.

by Rockslinga September 20, 2016

Eggy Bread

French toast
But with bread

I had some eggy bread for breakfast this morning

by LizFangirl October 1, 2016

monga bread

someone who is not very intelligent

Anthony; stop pretending your a monga bread

by moiya November 17, 2016

bread family

stronger than a piece of bread, never leaves a bread pack behind: its a very rare friendship: friends that give and share the life and love of BREAD

i wish i was in that bread family.
that bread family rocks the world

by orangeblacktom December 8, 2016