Big truck tires

1. A common coping mechanism used by small penis havers to make up for their penis size with tire size

2. A common trap placed by redneck men to attract redneck women

3. A way for rednecks with little/no self esteem to boost their confidence

Friend: “Bro you have a small dick.”
Other friend: “No way bro have you seen the big truck tires on my white Ford F-250?”

by Thelongjogger February 25, 2019

truck pop

Very similar to a desk pop, but this act requires the accidental discharge of a weapon while inside of a patrol vehicle

Hey bob why is there a hole in the drivers seat?

Oh the previous officer had a little truck pop incident while on patrol

by Poopydoodoopants July 22, 2017

Two trucks and a jimmy

What you load 16 people in and head to a live tv demo show.

Reporter: "how'd you all get here?"

Man answers: " Two trucks and a Jimmy"

by Msherwood91 July 19, 2017

truck tire

Slang for same sex relationship.

Look at those two male truck tires kissing at the ice cream place.

by MightyLaynex April 28, 2017

truck master

A master at slamming and banging girls until they scream.

He's such a truck master <3

by melodyofnature February 1, 2018

Dump truck

For males and females, this word is meant for all.
People with a FAT juicy ass. Typically reserved for the homies.

DAMNNN brother bro, you got a dump truck on ya!

by YoMamaDefiner123 May 18, 2022

Money Mark in a Money Truck

When you really got in going on, then you got it going on like Money Mark in a Money Truck

Yo, I ran into Ruben the other day, new job, new car, new suit, fine girl with him, he had it going on like Money Mark in a Money Truck!

by earcher5 April 1, 2011