A handsome alpha male hide your mom if he is around Or she will immediately fall for her also known as nighthawk
Robert or nighthawk
by Johnny765467 March 24, 2022
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"funny"
"gay"
"amazing"
"hops"
"cute"
"crazy"
"funny"
"gay"
"amazing"
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"cute"
"crazy"
"Have you heard of Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen?"
"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."
"Yeah the guy who's funny, gay, amazing, HOPS, cute and crazy."
by Roz Ryson March 29, 2022
Get the Robert Alexzander Vonhoffen mug.This is the most desperate dude you’ll ever meet. He will beg for pussy any chance he gets even though he’s one himself. He acts like a fucking jerk to his girlfriend just to please his friends and manipulates her without shame
Girl 1: “Damn, Robert is so desperate, He keeps asking me for “boba” and sends me dick pics”
Girl 2: “SEXUAL ASSULT!!”
Girl 2: “SEXUAL ASSULT!!”
by 0.4x January 29, 2022
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Robert: tf u just call me?
Me: Robert
Robert: that’s not what you said
Me: rob?
Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?
Me: no
Robert: you’re about to find out
Robert: tf u just call me?
Me: Robert
Robert: that’s not what you said
Me: rob?
Robert: ever seen the movie “saw”?
Me: no
Robert: you’re about to find out
by Shmip January 29, 2022
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Get the Robert mug.Everyone envies the bond these two have with eachother, they have so much in common and they have a unique sense of humor that very few people are worthy enough to think their jokes are funny, i cannot express how alike they are
in words but when you're around them its obvious why they are with eachother. and anyone who doesn't think they should stay together forever, until they are grey and old, is just jealous that they can't mature and grow with a person as an individual and won't admit they are the variable that doesn't want to adapt to/know someone personally in their own failing relationship.
in words but when you're around them its obvious why they are with eachother. and anyone who doesn't think they should stay together forever, until they are grey and old, is just jealous that they can't mature and grow with a person as an individual and won't admit they are the variable that doesn't want to adapt to/know someone personally in their own failing relationship.
by YaKnoFoSho February 6, 2022
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by GHUNdu February 7, 2022
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