Donkey Jack

When someone prevents you from doing something you wanna do and you get some revenge.

I was going to build a house but that bitch stopped me so I donkey jacked his face

by Shpas June 7, 2018

Donkey Punch

When a female gets smacked across the face with a donkey sized dick

Girl 1: what’s that long bruise on your face
Girl 2: Malcom donkey punched me last night and almost knocked me out with his donkey dick

by donkey wright June 8, 2018

Donkey Juice

50% Robitussin Maximum Strength DM cough syrup, 50% Baileys Irish Cream, Season to taste with Ketamine

"Anything
anything would be better than this agony of mind
this creeping pain
that gnaws and fumbles and caresses one and never hurts quite enough
this donkey juice is messin with my balls"

by izzyfU(kinsucks January 27, 2022

donkey rofl

the act of breaking out in raucous laughter while performing doggy-style sex on another person.

Joe: Hey, Steve! How was your date with Cindy last night?
Steve: It was swell until she got mad and left.
Joe: What happened?
Steve: I was performing doggy-style sex on her, and then i noticed her NKOTB tattoo on her ass and donkey rofl'd.

by wtfchat December 10, 2008

swamp donkey

a particularly ugly female.
the origin is unclear, but is a popular term among ex-pat South Africans.

'Did you have a big night out?'
'Crazy. I woke up next to a swamp donkey.'

by keralite January 3, 2008

donkey stomp

When you're in a rush before school so to save time you take a shit in the shower and stomp on it to go through the drain.

i was in a rush today so I had to donkey stomp that shit, my mom was pissed

by kate redmond May 25, 2018

swamp donkey

Noun. A woman in desperate need to be fucked. Most often found hounding the keg and handles. Characteristically of wider stature/ or have gained a wider stature (usually after peaking in the beginning of college)

Haha, look at that swamp donkey over there waiting to be slayed!

That girl is such a swamp donkey

by danorlan711 September 22, 2010