Child

A smol human that you want to yeet across the room, but at the same time you want to protect it.

*gasp* it's a child!

by Right-Brain April 13, 2020

12 y/o child

annoying.

"hey is that a 12 y/o child doing 12 y/o things in brookhaven?" "yes :|"

by dorrhandle January 3, 2022

small jewish child

is small and jewish
they are jewish and are in existence to make fun of

person A "small jewish child"
Person B -dies of funny-

by THe one man called jo jo simp March 9, 2021

child

Being that is the result of the procreation of two other beings.

My child is a good person.

by Willez May 22, 2023

Man child

Carlos Duran of Lincoln Park MI
Grown man that acts like he’s 18

Person 1 (over age 34): bro let’s go get fucked up and shots tonight, I bet I can out drink you!

Person 2: your such Carlos Duran Man child.

by Carlos Duran man child July 22, 2023

Child

chickenchats

child chickenchats

by Valentijnrzrz October 10, 2021

F13 child

Someone who was born on Friday the 13th or turned 13 on Friday the 13th.

That F13 child is a minor threat.

by Saundra Detergent May 13, 2022