Brandon

Brandon is a hoe. He think he is better than everyone even his friends. He think he can get everyone girl with two walking legs. He’s good a sports, but that’s the only thing. He’s known to break girls hearts, but it’s fine cause they are fucking over him too.😏

Brandon is a lowdown gold digging son of a bitch.

by Ultimatebeast1738247 June 12, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a hoe.

Brandon is a man or a boy that thinks he is the shit but he is not.

by Ultimatebeast1738247 June 12, 2019

Brandon

Steal all da girls get the bundalenga has big penis terminator is his dad

Brandon pulls all the shelas whit his monstorous penis

by Mr seal yo girl September 10, 2021

brandon

a fine ass guy with curly hair, braces, rich rich, and nice ass clothes. he might overthink a lot but you just have to reassure him you love him. he has a great smile and a great attitude. he ALWAYS compliments his girl and works out to get his dream body or just to lose some weight for good purposes. he loves cars and watching scary movies and is the best at imessage 8 ball.

kattie: bro i got this dude hes a total brandon
sala: brooo no way my bf is a total brandon

by lovegreenbears March 19, 2022

Brandon

Big strokey fucking nonce.

Dude if you keep looking at those six year olds i’ll start calling you brandon.

by bigsket205 May 08, 2019

Brandon

A piece of shit that would get bullied a shchool and run away from school

Thats my friend brandon

by Hello help me September 12, 2020

Brandon

He is most likely to be gay but nice kind and sweet who has always got your back. He will have brown hair and brown eyes with Ariana Grandes friend. He will be the most popuarlest boy in school and have all the girls as friends.

Girl 1 hey brandon
Brandon hey
Girl 1 your so sweet and popular

by Hailey Reigh February 05, 2019