Put your grandma in the pipe.

A vulgar expression used to tell another to shut their mouth.

Person 1: *rambling*
Person 2: Put your grandma in the pipe.

by Glitchurr October 12, 2025

Mark your shoes

Marking someone’s shoes means your going to leave marks on another female’s tetas.

Man: “I’m going to mark your shoes”

Female: “okay daddy”

by Pprider244466666 February 20, 2024

Spread your bread

Spread your bread is where you get a slice of bread and put a hole in it. You then put it up to the vagina then penetrate the vagina through the bread hole super hard

Hey babe spread your bread for me

by Troy dagayhoy August 23, 2019

Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship

Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"

by fan187 July 12, 2012

national hang out with your most recent ex day

no matter who broke up with who you have a day to cuddle with your ex in a movie theaters reclinable chairs or sum like that

On December 17th you are required to go the movies with your most recent ex in order to maybe fix things !!!!! (national hang out with your most recent ex day (December 17th))

by totally not ur ex gf December 11, 2021

Not your dad

I'm not half-a-retard so how could you possibly be my father?

A retard "I'm not your dad!"

Hym "Why? Am I drooling on myself or something? Do I look like half-a-retard to you? Because what are you fucking idiots going to do without me other than get roast by the climate change? Your ass is going to be a popsicle the day after I die from brain fluid."

by Hym Iam February 10, 2025

yerberting your gerbert

means wacking off to children

are you yerberting your gerbert?

for sure 🗣🔥
that's fucking disgusting.

by iloveshawnspencersomuch May 2, 2025