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A man is not a plan

A man is not a plan — On Thursday February 15th 2024, Fani Willis electrified the non-Black world with the Black Cultural Maxim: A man is not a plan. Taught by her stern southern father she was taught to be a strong independent woman who could take care of herself. Pops gave her the following instructions that would help to prevent a Trump-like pussy grab. 1) if you go out in a date have $200.00 with you so that if a man decides to act up; then you can go wherever you want to go. 2) Keep six months of living expenses in cash on hand at all times in safes and lock boxes to buttress against unforeseen misfortune. 3) Pay your own way. A man who pays is a man who expects to be laid. 4) Speak up for yourself. Any strong independent woman will tell you that this is a good strategy for self-protection. As Fani said, the only man who ever paid her way is her father.

You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!
Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, I got my own house, my own car, and my own money; a man is a companion — A man is not a plan!!!
by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 15, 2024
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Snchitzel Man

"Don't use spoons use your hands" - The Snchitzel Man
by Snchitzel God May 8, 2018
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Little Man

Your a little man aren’t ya
by Kevin Taylor November 10, 2020
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Pac-Man fight

Dude, that lesbian was PAC-Man fighting her girlfriend last night
by NerdBot2021 November 4, 2021
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The Fourth Blue Man

Hubert: Dude, I found The Fourth Blue Man.
The Fourth Blue Man: No you didn't.
Hubert Oh okay.
by FordDriver February 5, 2024
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the fall of man

The time where civilization falls, natural disasters happen everywhere, wars happen, buildings crumble, humans die, animals die, trees fall down, incidents repeat, and the world will crumble, with 0 surviving
1: Tomorrow is gonna be such a good day!
2: No it will not, the fall of man will happen, every bad thing you can think of will happen, wars, deaths, fires, earthquakes, etc... Buildings will crumble, civilization will fall t̵̢̨̡̛͔͖̼̙̪̞̗̜̮͆̑̀̽̐͐̽̓́̓̚͜͝͠͠h̶̛͔̄̎̊̀͑͆͑̂͋͗̒͋e̴̝͐̋̽͑̕r̶̨̛͔̳͇̖̦̥͓͍̠͌͐̀̂́̓͋͂͂̓̃̍̐͝ͅe̴̢̢̡̻͇̠͔͔̹̪͓͊̍ ̵͖̫̬̯͙̠̠̓͛̋̍̍̅̂͋̕͝͠ͅw̶̧̨̢͇̲͖̭̯̞̜̖̩̄̓͋̀͊́͜͝i̶̭̝̯̦̲̞͔̳̠̹͈̎̿̍̓̑̌̎̃̂̕͝l̴̥̺̭͈̟̰̻̰̞̪̓̍͋͗̑͛̍͒̐́̐́͐̚͝l̶̟̱͚̗̰̖̽̕͜ ̴̡̡̝̝̫̦͚̟͎͎̹̝̟͎̈͒͒̎̉̄̄͂͛̕̕͘͘͝ͅn̴̡̯͕͓̟̰̒̑́o̵̬̤̦͉͓̟͉̤̟͊̌̒̅̀̓̏͘t̶̢̼̮̭̞̜̺̜̤͒̈̍̒̿̓ ̴̨̛̦͖̹̱͓̟̯̤͇͍͓̭̻̏̍͐́̕b ̛̣̞̻̝͚̀͌̀̚ë̴̡̦̞͉͚̫͕͔̘͔̹͔̯̩́̏͑̾̒̋̈́̆̇̒͌̚͠ͅ ̡̛̛̮͓̙̗̭̺̘͎̣á̶̱͉͎͙̝̣̮̔̽̈́̊̔̎͂̋̉͜n ̖̦̙͍̫̟̳̺͓̻̩̠͌̃̂̀͌̅̍̆̍̐͝͝ ̴͍̲͚̱̇͗͆̀̀͌̄̄̈́͂e ̳̪͎̥̤͇͉͕̉̎͒̿͒͒̓̽̾̒̑͘͘͝ͅs̴͍̩̆̈́̾̊̂̑͑͒̋̈́͐c̴̡̢͕̫̝͉͇̩͎̰̥͕͎͉̊̐͋̀̏͆̎̚͜͠a̶̳̠̹̜̟͆̎̓͌p̴̡̗͎̪͕̖̹̼̟͔̿̈́͋̓̽̐̌̈́͆̀̕̚͝ͅe̵̢̞͎͇̼̟̖̱̯̥͎͈̤͌̐͆͋̈́̏̐͊͛̔̎̽͠
by boblox guy April 5, 2022
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Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up
Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*
by Crisss49 September 1, 2020
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