artistic piece of shit

When a dude that you always call a Piece Of Shit, makes art....

Hullo Hullo, Look what I made
WOW, you artistic piece of shit

by BeechAwssNeegah March 26, 2017

shit me bol

An alternative to "fuck me" although you're adding "bol" at the end, which is boy. Also can be used in replace of "are you kidding me," "really", or "seriously"

Person 1: Man my house caught on fire
Person 2: shit me bol

by agaishrkdnxksjsbj April 1, 2017

you smell, you shit?

The British way of commenting on the poor smell of others.

Ricky: "Give them an example."
Karl: "... You smell, you shit?"
Ricky: "WHY"

by DDLZC April 4, 2017

shit steyn

When someone ruins your day they have steyned your day with shit / made it worse. Because it is not a physical stain it has 'steyned' your day in a mental sense.

Fuck ! ....my boss just dropped a shit steyn on my day. What a cunt !

by Dork cum April 6, 2017

klingan shit

swedish moron

Klingan shit is Swedish moron who is driving volvo.

by RadouBG April 7, 2017

Shit

The shit that comes out your shitter when you take a shit in the shit room, this shit is a shit colour and tastes like shit. Shit resembles shit and it as made of 100% shit: nothing more, nothing less. It is pure shit, it smells like shit, looks like shit, tastes like shit, feels like shit and sounds like shit when you're shitting it out.

Eric: I just took a Hugh Mungus shit, it felt like shit and I felt like shit before and after the shit. I was quite glad for the pain and suffering of the smell, sound and feeling of the shit coming out of my shitter, if I'm being honest.
Max: Why the fuck am I friends with you?

by Sheriff Woody Elliot April 7, 2017

Shit Sock

A mechanical device that is used in the sphincter area to reduce back pressure on an incomming turd loaf. Device resembles a pvc pipe coated in lanolin. See also Tennessee bowlbuster and Mississippi Mudd Buster

Good lord! That turd got stuck in my ass so bad that I had to opt for the shit sock device!

by Theshattalker April 11, 2017