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how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster
guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back
by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022
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A I U TECHNIQUE

The A I U t technique is a power calling ritual that can be used while battling
It can also end the universe
He used the A I U TECHNIQUE to gain power!
by R0ckoM3mer May 14, 2020
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I

I wish I could just talk to you.
Tell you how I feel.
See you.
Sometimes I was negative Nancy.
Here you may have seen.
I have tried to delete.
The last year was hard.
A smile I did.
But my heart was crying.
I love you!

It doesn’t matter the events or the pictures…
You will have my heart.
You have my heart!!!
You are the one I dream of every night.
And the one I see in the mornings light.

Words I have written.
A lot!!
Probably pretty close to a novel by now.
Have them you seen?

Nothing will change my love for you!!!!
As forever loving you I will always do!
by My ❤️ will never stop 4u November 26, 2024
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I remembet

I'm hornee 👉😔
"Hi Tim, I remembet"
by big bawz September 2, 2021
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spank till i bank

Masturbation so fast until you have such a pleasurable orgasm that you feel like youve won the lottery
John: Dude i spank till i bank every day.
by urmom.com6999 March 4, 2022
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i love trees

Either you mentally ill ..
or you think trees are your best friends because they produce oxygen, to be honest that’s true :)
Mental dude 1: I LOVE TREES
Mental dude 2: dude.. we are in a mental hospital room.
by iAteTheNoodles June 24, 2021
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I

Y O U
I am bored
You’re bored?
No IM bored
YOU IDIOT
by Qwerty is awesome 🤩 May 6, 2022
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