man friend

A "friendship" that isn't a friendship but a almost relationship . Like, they talk but they never make any moves and they sit together at lunch near the canteen with their friends.

Extremely handsome person: hey is that your man friend?
Weird person getting in with handsome person's brother: that's not the right word!!

by JumpingPig42 October 24, 2019

Big Man Shandy

The act of performing both a gigantic piss and a gigantic shit at the same time.

Sanjit: Hey Bob, you've sure got a spring in your step!

Bob: Well Sanjit, I just had a big man shandy, and I feel terrific!

Sanjit: Dude WTF

by Sir Jacob August 13, 2012

man dust

the fine dust created using an electric razor.

dude... get the man dust out of sink.

by O.B.G.Y.N. Spurius April 22, 2009

Salty Spider-Man

Lay across the top of bathroom stall, facing downward. Wait for someone to enter and sit down on toilet. Urinate on them from above

I totally gave the new guy a salty Spider-Man

by RJS848 May 14, 2019

Yeaaa man

Used when one is in a situation that they don’t want to be in.

Also sometimes used when trying to avoid answering a question.

Person 1: Do you know what happened at the grocery store.
Person 2: yeaaa man

by Udiary August 25, 2023

Short Man Mad

A degree of anger most commonly found within men that have short man syndrome but can be experienced by anyone.

Very mad but without anything to do about it.

“My manager has me short man mad bro”

“Bro calm down you’re gettin short man mad”

by Rutebega July 21, 2022

Fish man Dan

An old man who thinks he’s hot shit but can’t even get head from his wife

My neighbor is an Fish man Dan

by Icevest September 4, 2024