I prefer warm water

Im hearing voices again
I wanna kill myself
I have the urge to cut myself

I prefer warm water :3

by Ipreferwarmwater :3 November 23, 2023

'I feel' statements

Are a framing device used in therapy (couples therapy specifically) so that a statement made isn't seen as an attack.

Hym "So, no... 'I feel' statements are not the natural byproduct of female biology. People are literally being taught to speak like that. And (again), in terms of emotiality, You

by Hym Iam August 17, 2023

I Can’t Drive 55

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
Well, baby, black and white come and touched my groove again!

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No!

Uh!
So I signed my name on number 24, hey!
Yeah the judge said, "Boy, just one more...
We're gonna throw your ass in the city joint"

Looked me in the eye, said, "You get my point?"
I said Yea!, Oh yea!
Write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive

Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55!
Oh, yea!

I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
I can't drive 55!
Uh!

When I drive that slow, you know it's hard to steer.
And I can't get get my care out of second gear.
What used to take two hours now takes all day. Huh!
It took me 16 hours to get to L.A.

Gonna write me up a 125
Post my face wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I Can’t Drive 55!
No, no no,

I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive...
(I can't drive 55!)
I can't drive 55!

by Death Menace July 3, 2023

I Want A Math Debate

A funny prank used to trick someone into saying out loud that they wish to masturbate.

Slowly: "I want a math debate."
Quickly: "I wanna masturbate."

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 14, 2023

I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

I Need You To Proces The Art Of Giving Gifts And Immortality FOr My genitals On A Spartan Helmet That Was Editied On Adobe Photoshop

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 28, 2025

and i oop

annoying ass people

~Hailey trejo

-and i oop sksksksksksksk

by haileyperiodpooh November 22, 2019

I like chicken

A phrase used when you don’t know what to say, so you just say “I like chicken” because you think it’s pretty funny. Original creator of phrase used like this is Anya Grace Holland. Hey wanna know something? I like chicken.
Could also be used by saying “I eat chicken.”

N-“Hi girly”

A-“Hi!”
A-“I like chicken”

by Coolskahgsnajahahhajs September 7, 2023