Somebody shoot me in the ass

Slang that it used when somebody is talking nonsense or when somebody is starting to getting you angry for what he/she saying.

Mary: how can you say this dress is blue. It’s white not blue.

Heather: it is blue, I don’t know where you see white.

Mary: it’s white.

Either: somebody shoot me in the ass.

by Hypie November 22, 2021

tender dick ass nigga

Acting like a Davo.

He mad hatin on the next man. Ole tender dick ass nigga!

by L. Tayshawn May 29, 2023

Ass worm awareness month

It's the same thing as pride month just the awareness of having a worm in your ass...

Its ass worm awareness month!

by kaihayi June 19, 2023

Lil haired ass bitch

A person that talks a lot of shit but hair can’t go past their ears.

“Lil’ Bald head bitch, still the most hated.”

“I’m not finna argue wit a lil haired ass bitch…bitch hair can’t even touch the ears and wanna talk.”

by The baddest bitch on earth July 18, 2022

apple up my ass

NOUN: a apple that is up your ass

Person 1: Guys! Help there's a apple up my ass!!
Person 2: good

by friskat3am_ June 15, 2022

my ass in my hands

When you’re in a bad situation.

So I was at the gas station right, and a dude points a gun at me and tell me to give me everything you got now! Now i’m standing there with my ass in my hands and all i’m trying to do is buy my shit and leave.

by joewal June 21, 2022

hueys big ass nose

huey has the biggest nose, btw sub to twitch.tv/huey

hueys big ass nose is bigger then saturn and you should sub to him

by G0DLy2425 August 17, 2022