Fuck shit up

Eat good food. Eat well.

Hey let's go to that burger restaurant and fuck shit up!

by Raheemworld December 9, 2021

fucking shit

shit that is fucking itself

1. you smell like a fucking shit

by theballtickler69420 August 26, 2023

Things I think while I shit

Shit shart. Shitilly shart. Shit shoot shitilly shart. Shartilly shit shoot. Shootilly shit shat... Shart... I wish I could optimize my shit texture... I'd have to be some kind of weird dork to live like that though... "Hey, Hym. Why do you only eat gummy bears?" "Oh, yeah. Because it keeps my shit both dry and moist enough to minimize the amount of wiping I have to do" They'd think I was insane... Until they tried it... Then they would realize I'm the greatest mind the world has ever seen....

Hym "I don't actually only eat gummy bears but there is an optimal texture and if I could only find it... I would never have to wipe again! But these are the things I think while I shit."

by Hym Iam May 5, 2024

Yeah, no shit

You are repeating the shit I'm saying you fucking clown you are surveilling me and the people around me are in on it.

Hym "Yeah, no shit and they are going to start getting stabbed if you don't fucking pay for it you piece of shit. I don't care what I said. I was right. Anyone who said I was wrong was wrong. You will not benefit from my life more that I do and if you don't make it the case as quickly as possible I'm going to take everything from one of you. It isn't free money I'm asking for here and anyone who says that is the case is lying blatantly and needs to die. "

by Hym Iam July 14, 2025

Slovakian Shit Juggling

Slovakian Shit Juggling is performed by taking all your clothing off and defecating on ones hands then closing yours eyes and juggling it over your head with your mouth open.

Alex: Bro instead of dodge ball they made us do Slovakian shit juggling
Thomas: dude that's awful

by Jay_WitDaBBL June 12, 2025

A shit... OH SHIT... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

Ah - sh-it (Pause) Ow - sh-it! (Pause) F-uuuuuuuuuuu-k
Verb: The process of realizing just how fucked up something is and that it's even worse than your original thought and giving up.

So we were playing tag in the playground and little Jho- A shit... OH SHIT... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck we forgot Jhonny.

by Unlisted_games27 September 13, 2023

Shit Balls

When you are spewing diarrhea and it splashes in the water and covers your testicles.

Last night I was taking a crap and got the shit balls.

by Bazerk November 3, 2015