Send tits and ass day

June 25 is nation send tits and ass day

Bro it’s national send tits and ass day tomorrow I can’t wait

by Little kinda big Willy June 25, 2021

talking out of his ass

Talking nonsense

Jason la Canfora said Brian Flores is on the hot seat. He is talking out of his ass

by Wiesy June 25, 2021

five fingers in my ass

when a person has five fingers in their ass, visibly associating sex or other.

"five fingers in my ass" is written like a first person view, "there is 5 fingers in your ass" as a 3rd person view, it associates sex or other.

bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright

by turtlesaredumb42069 February 13, 2022

Kissing his own ass

The act of boasting about one's attributes or accomplishments, usually before a sizable audience. Self aggrandization of the highest order. Usually carried out in the absence of underlings who would normally carry out such a task for the self ass-kisser.

"Professor Smith spent half the lecture talking about his double doctorate and the 39 papers he wrote."

"Yeah, he was really kissing his own ass eh?"

by Spastik August 1, 2016

Spit on your ass and fuck it

When someone says this it mean that they will talk down or talk shit about you.

I’m going to spit on your ass and fuck it.

by Blackcheddar May 21, 2022

Beat up yo ass

Yes I wanna see my friends suffer cuz they drew my OC's naked

Friend 1:Look what I did!!!
Me:?
Friend 1:*show's nsfw of my oc's*
Me:*stares at him with my slipper ready*
Friend 1:*scoots away*
Me:LET ME BEAT UP YO ASS

by Plantasaurus October 5, 2021

Mr. Lit Ass MotherFucker

Gets you shit and lets you order food in his class

Yo Mr. Lit Ass Motherfucker let mr let me order food in his class.

by Lion Lone Wolf March 12, 2020