Bite Shit

A phrase used to describe when you're recording the bass part for a song but suddenly you just absolutely suck at playing

"I may record my part tonight if I don't totally bite shit"

by Conkyboii May 24, 2018

Shit mah pants

An expression used when you fucked up, or see something amazing that nobody can explain.

oh shit mah pants

by MagicPotatoe33 April 10, 2018

Feel some shit

feeling great sadness after seeing something

seeing her with him made me feel some shit man

by hgfghgfgh May 24, 2018

This boy doesn't know shit about football mate

When a stupid guy/girl doesn't know anything about football

Isaac-"CR7 is the GOAT of football"
Smart guy-"This boy doesn't know shit about football mate"

by Abdi Carlos April 12, 2018

two shitted

One upmanship: "I went to Bali for a week" reply "sounds good, I just got back from a month in Europe" or "just had a shit" reply "man I just took 2 shits"

Oh no two shitted again!

by Messhall May 26, 2018

Anti-shit

Next level shittiness

Damn, that was so shitty it was anti-shit level

by Lisa Sauce April 16, 2018

Cocky Lil shit

A person or situation which combines spoiled and narcissistic behavior. Usually nagging and unbearable for the elderly.

Making Maximes for everything makes Immanuel Kant a cocky Lil shit.

by KingJorge April 17, 2018