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Man flu

The man flu is where a dude will feel under the weather for a few hours/half the day after sitting outside in the cold for hours while smoking half a pack of cigarettes, some weed, and drinking jack Daniels. The man flu is also having a sinus headache.........that’s it. The man flu is a serious illness that should be announced to all and taken seriously. The man flu has no actual symptoms, when confronted about the man flu it can only be described as “ feeling really sick”. There is no cure for man flu.
My husband has the man flu. He has the sniffles and has dramatically thrown himself on the couch and called out of work.
by wastecase November 28, 2019
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Bearded Man Clam

Hairy Anus belonging to a Male
Man, Barry had the hairiest mangina I have ever seen..!!! It was a total BEARDED MAN CLAM!
by kmfa666 July 8, 2010
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Fu-man-chew

I went down on my girlfriend and she had the runs and left me with a fu-man-chew on my chin
by Eric70 September 11, 2016
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One man cut

When your cutting up in traffic and the lead car makes a cut that no one else can follow
The gap closed, that’s a one man cut
by Wheres.W212 May 31, 2025
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Law on abandonment of your women to man

It is illegal for the women you are talking to, to leave you for no apparent reason causing the man sadness depression. Such an act can result in life in prison or the death sentence. Under California Penal Code 4E-26b
Law on abandonment of your women to man is You the man are on the phone with your girl and she wants to hang up and leave but the man says he doesn’t want you to go/leave it is therefore unlawful under California Penal Code 4E-26b
by The Lawmaker April 23, 2023
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man groom

Shave and detail the male penile area in hopes of hooking up with a date.
I have to man groom in case I take a hot one home tonight!
by Adamblackrs2014 May 17, 2014
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Eatah-man

a man who sucks/eats out of a vagina

For guyanese and black mann:

Wan baddy who yam out patticake
ryan just eat out sharda patticake....therefore he is an eatah-man
by Coolieboyz4U2NV May 10, 2010
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