Poor Man’s bidet

When a person is defecating and a large splash of water caused by their poop enters the butthole at the perfect time, coincidentally cleaning it.

Thought it was going to be a messy one, but the poor man’s bidet cleaned me right up!

by poopprodigies May 22, 2023

Gay Man’s Chin Rest

A nickname for the perineum, or in slang often referred to as the gooch.

Paul lay his jaw on Jason’s gay man’s chin rest, while Paul probed Jason’s arsehole with his tongue.

by Zoltronix1972 May 23, 2023

Corn man

A person who's dance is really silly

Look at this corn man, he's so goofy!

by N25_CT13 May 23, 2023

git a man gal

a shady name for a government worker that helps her company or business prosper by breaking up couples who have been together for quite some time to benifit themselves by screwing the guy out of everything he holds dear.

git a man gal: to screw your partner up for the benifit of another in return for . money, drugs, or sex

by dicktionary masteerbateman May 24, 2023

5050 man

A male who thinks he’s a man, but isn’t, that likes to go fifty fifty on bills, dinner, rent, life and even love. Everything he does he will do with the mindset of getting something in return. He is not a provider he is your lesbian girlfriend.

I can tell he’s a 5050 man because he asked me what I can bring to the table.

by Tae604 May 25, 2023

bacteria man

A rare insult used by kids these days, especially for Travis Scott.

-Who is that?
-That is bacteria man, mom

by Lincoln Ler May 27, 2023

I'm The Man

Used as a topic for a pointless argument between two stupid, possibly special needs individuals, when there is nothing else to argue about.

Michael: "I'm the Man!"
Thompson: "NO! I'M THE MAN!!!"
Michael: "UH, NO YOU'RE NOT, I'M THE MAN!"

by gopist May 28, 2023