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fuck my dick

while you are watching it i said fuck my dick
by dick is yum March 13, 2019
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calm the fuck you

When you're having a stroke and say, "calm the fuck you" instead of down.
by ADarkTeddyBear December 13, 2018
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Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.
Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short
by Derkadurr February 8, 2019
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Shut the fuck up

When you have a classmate that does anything on projects that is edgy ass fuck, Likes dead memes and watches lazarbeam,muselk,minecraft cringey animations. You can just honor chin-chin when he comes back... Probably a year and just tell him to remove the edgy and cringey classmates from there suffering..
Justin: lazarbeam is so funny lol You or me: Shut the fuck up......... Your a fucking cunt..... shut the fuck up........ nobody even wants you here
by KPOPisfuckingshit July 22, 2019
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Tit lick fuck

You take someone’s titty and suck on it till they start bleeding and then shove your dick in it bust a nut then lick it till the evidence is gone
Bro my girl came over and I tied her down and gave her a tit lick fuck
by Jay-turd-kkk September 24, 2019
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Smells Like Fuck

When you smell something so horrendous that ass or shit are too weak of words to explain the God awful stench.
Wow this blanket smells like fuck.

Bro whatever just came out of your ass smells like fuck.
by 1344DC99 October 11, 2019
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You fucking ass

That's what you say to someone who screws up your Supply crates in GTA
Asshole blows up your supply Crate with a Hydra you say you fucking ass
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 May 15, 2018
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