my man not man

My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.

Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?

Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -

Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 17, 2021

Forest man Jim

Forest man Jim is a hard to find creature usually hiding behind very slim strands of grass in the the wilderness wondering why he has not evolved to hide behind lettuce yet , frost man jim grew up idealising the grime collective ICF and went on to join the firm made up of the top boy crab and cass his second in command along with b rabbit chipmunk and donkey kong .

Is that forest man Jim seeding again

by Diggerdagger December 4, 2019

La romaine man

La romaine man are the nicest of men with the biggest of pricks and girls always love off those La romaine men especially if there name starts with J and keep in mind all of La romaine men is smart and most of them are hoe less besides those who names start with J

Hide yuh gyal look a la romaine man

by La romaine man November 21, 2023

Old man struggles

A gamer from Connecticut that is two old to do quick movement, simple climbing techniques and claims to be “right on him” .

Virus: young jukes where are you?

Killer: I’m up above you. Climb up here.

Virus: bet

Killer: yo come on you’re taking forever to climb this rock.

Virus: young jukes my games not working it won’t let me.

Killer: bruh! Look at old man struggles!

by Young jukes May 22, 2019

e-man

-like an e-boy but older yknow
-only has a total of 4 insults in her dictionary:
"retard"
"your down syndrome is showing"
"nigger"
"dumbass"
-like fr bro become original
-likes sped up music to cater to her adhd tiktok brain
-troll
-compettive
-dark humour
-believes shes better than salsabeel thats crazy bro
-shes also allergic to her science teacher
-randomly goes onto random servesrS (UNDER HER FREIDNS ACCOUNT!!!) and starts fights lol

"whos the troll in the server???"
"probs an e-man yknow"

by iknowwhereyoulive@69street December 3, 2023

harshmellow man

Someone that brings other people down

The harshmellow man shook the snowy tree, dropping snow on his coworkers.

by harshmellow man May 8, 2016

Man Stair

Gather your mates, as many as possible.
Find a stairway, position yourself's in this particular way to perform a 'Man Stairway'.

You must drop to your knee's face the heavens and the following male behind doing the exact same but pointing his penile evacuation to the direction of the man's face below facing the heavens, continue this until your have achieved pure man stair bukkake heaven.

Only then you have achieved a 'man stairway'!

Danny: man i really cbf walking up these stairs...

Fill: aw bro you havent seen a flight of stairs till youve seen 14 guys performing a man-stairway on it....

Danny: mate i joined a man stairway last week and i havent been able to swallow right for a week

by KIT, BAM BAM March 6, 2011