lame ass meme girl

A meme page with nearly 2,000 followers. Typically hate my life and the people in it. Lame for sure. At least I got a nice ass, and not a thot always on thot patrol 24/7

Random meme page: Can I see your face please. Lame ass meme girl: Go succ yourself Cunt

by @lame_ass_meme_girl March 18, 2017

A.A.D. (Accidental Ass Discharge)

When someone farts And then then accidentally craps themselves. I.E shart

Uh oh, hope you didn't just crap yourself, or have an A.A.D. (Accidental Ass Discharge)

by theawesome31 May 28, 2017

tighter than a clam's ass

Excessively cheap and tightfisted with money.

Forget about asking John to donate. He's tighter than a clam's ass.

by JerseajersJea60 June 24, 2017

Suck the ass out of a darren

Smoking a cigarette with great intensity.

Bloke 1: Oi mate feel like a smoke?
Bloke 2: Mate I could absolutely suck the ass out of a darren right now

by Krnc July 12, 2017

Cracking My Ass Off

Cracking My Ass Off is a merger or Cracking My Self up and Laughing My Ass Off

Sometimes I am so damn funny I am Cracking My Ass Off!!

by Big Hook Em March 3, 2018

Hot Ass Troll Stain

Hot Ass Troll Stain originated from ancient Egyptian journalist Lord Plankus , when he described something as hot

God dang it this sand is making my feet a Hot Ass Troll Stain

by Lord Plankus June 1, 2016

Kissing his own ass

The act of boasting about one's attributes or accomplishments, usually before a sizable audience. Self aggrandization of the highest order. Usually carried out in the absence of underlings who would normally carry out such a task for the self ass-kisser.

"Professor Smith spent half the lecture talking about his double doctorate and the 39 papers he wrote."

"Yeah, he was really kissing his own ass eh?"

by Spastik August 1, 2016