bird-raped

1. Third rate, below average, not pleasant
2. Declining in quality

Lindsey Lohan is really bird-raped as of late.

by Jeff Scags February 26, 2006

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turd of a bird

similar to turd muffin; a joking name to call someone.

Jamie: Oh! I just beat you in Rapture!
Dhara: You turd of a bird-not again...

by Jamiest of the Lees November 11, 2006

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Bird Doggin'

Like sand baggin but worse. When you unknowingly sand bag a person.

Bro, You've been Bird Doggin' me all night with these pans!

by Soap Sally June 18, 2014

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humming bird

An adjective to describe someone's happiness.

James was so humming bird after he got his new car.

by hummingLMAH September 8, 2011

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A bird Job is when you cum into someones mouth, they swallow it and then regurgitate the semen back up. Then the person who came licks the vomited cum out of the others mouth. The same way as a bird feeds its babies.

Dude! you like bird job's? That makes you a manrantula!

by Rusty Bottoms, Dick Nipple March 13, 2009

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Bird-bath

When the man has previously had sex with a woman, specifically in her vagina (see back alley bird bath for anal), and then that same woman (or a different woman) cleans the man's genitals with their mouth; either right after sex or before next round of sex.

Man: My dick has your pussy juice on it, clean it up with a bird-bath!

by Coffeeandcannabis April 5, 2017

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