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Windows Vista

Basically "VSCO girls" but given a new unofficial name says no one ever. There's still folks wearing scrunchies today and carrying those luxury Swedish backpacks for no reason.
You look like a beautiful "Windows Vista" VSCO person.
Shut up!
by novatiberium October 25, 2020
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Window Mechanics

Window Mechanics: When an electrical appliance or piece of technology fails to operate and usually due to insane frustration the user is left with no alternative but to throw it from a high window.
Pissed off techie - "My laptop crashed again last night. I tried everything to get it working again. I ended up using Window Mechanics."

Techie2 - "Looks like you're off the computer Store."
by The_Penguin_Terrorist April 3, 2008
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Window Licker

In the game Eve Online there is a build for the Astero that is made to go too fast for any weapon system to hit them.
I caught a Stratios with my window licker.
by Piper Pie July 17, 2019
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Windows 11

the worst OS that drops support for many computers, specifically users without TPM 2.0 or a supported CPU.
Friend: Did you hear that Windows 11 was just released?
Me: Yes, but my PC can't run it
Friend: Lmao better spend $700 on a new PC then for the best Windows 11 experience
Me: bruh look at the layout of Windows 11
by A-ManWare December 27, 2021
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Nine Windows

Nine Windows is a collaborative project between Kid Drama & DJ Trace.
Nine Windows is fookin insane m8, Kid Drama and DJ Trace together in a fookin studio m8! Drum and Bass man, you gotta check it oot m8!
by weelittleman September 14, 2023
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Window

Earlier pronounced “Windhoe” which relates to wind whore.

Comes from the german word “Wind” which means wind and the german word “hure” which means whore.

Earlier it described a woman which has sexual intercourse with different people for money by traveling in boat.
Nowadays it’s more used among younger people to describe the glass pane on houses or other constructions to let light into the buildings with out having to use candles.
Young person: “Hey wassup dude this house is on fleeek! Would you mind closing the window? I’m cold.
by Language historic Kevin August 5, 2020
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Windows 10 fanboy

They treat Windows 11 like the devil. only started emerging when Windows 11 released in 2021. they will all inevitably upgrade to Windows 11 before 2025, and maybe become Windows 11 fanboys, as they used to be Windows 7 zealots in 2015. (Windows 7 rocks, just talking about zealots)
Windows 11 user: actually, Windows 11 runs fine-
Uber-Nerd: NO! WINDOWS 10 IS BETTER! UPGRADE TO WINDOWS 10 NOW OR YOUR COMPUTER WILL EXPLODE!
Windows 11 user: (punches uber-nerd) what a Windows 10 fanboy.
by cvbnm07 December 16, 2023
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