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Van Straaten

This is an old Belgian/Netherlands family. This family is known for being frugal, penny-pinching assholes who will fight over a dead person's last cent. They will always see how they can benefit before making friends.
You are being such a van Straaten right now.
by MysticReader August 15, 2022
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Tom Van

A guy who is very sus. He will often talk about innapropriate things. For example:
Tom Van: “HEY DO YOU KNOW HOW THE SAUSAGE GOES IN THE BUN??!?”
me: …
by Iwritedefinitionsfornames August 22, 2022
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Hoyte van Hoytema

Van Hoytema is a Dutch-Swedish director of photography known for his work on The Fighter (2010), Her (2013), Interstellar (2014), and Dunkirk (2017).

Did You Know Van Hoytema always wanted to be a filmmaker, he eventually went on to attend the Polish film school in Lodz and started out making documentaries. He later met someone who asked him to shoot a very low-budget film in Norway, which he accepted to do. This led Hoyte to create another film in Norway which was led by a producer who was very active in Sweden. The producer offered Hoyte to work on a television show and another feature film. This started Hoyte's career. He started to become a notable filmmaker in Sweden.
Hoyte van Hoytema had worked with A-list auteurs, including David O. Russell (The Fighter), Sam Mendes (Spectre), and Spike Jonez (Her). And has worked with Christoper Nolan on Interstellar, Dunkirk, Tenet, and the upcoming biopic about the Father of Atomic Bomb - Oppenheimer (2023).
by pacificshell50 August 27, 2022
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Weirdo Van Beardo

Typically a male with unkept stubble or oddly disheveled appearance while also driving a suspicious looking van or truck
“Gross there goes another weirdo van beardo driving a broken down van.”
by DarthStellar September 3, 2022
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Skud Van

A piece of shit Van that un washed backpackers buy cheap to travel the country. They often smell like musty farts and are rusty. Over the vans life it would have taken on many tours of new Zealand and had the absolute bare minimum spent on it.

Snakes buy them at the end of the busy season for fuck all and "tidy them up" basically get there mate to put a dodgy warrant of fitness on it then sell them at the start of the next season for triple what they paid for them
Here we go another fucken skud van parked at the end of our fucken road
by Hector's schlong January 13, 2026
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