Kissing the Unicorn

Sucking Cock, A reference to the music video "Blow" by Kesha.

Yo home girl why don't you come over to my house later to start kissing the unicorn in my pants?

by Kissing the Unicorn March 24, 2011

sam the unicorn

Sammm ryhmes with damnnn for a reason. She's probably the coolest person you know, and the kinda person you would want in your life. She's pretty damn amazing, and a fantastic friend. She is also most commonly in love with a guy named Evan.

"Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn is that Sam the Unicorn over there?????"

"oh shit, Sam is flirting with Evan again!!!!!!!"

by Listentomuzic07 February 7, 2014

Upside-down Unicorn

Referring to a male or male parts.

Person: Hello upside-down unicorn
Random male: what?
Person: you are a male so I define you as such

by Makingthingsreal August 13, 2016

billy the unicorn

A really amazing unicorn that is a male

"Have you heard of Billy the Unicorn"
"Yes so fab"

by CS_Dude June 29, 2016

hannah is a unicorn

when your name is hannah and you are a unicorn

random person; hello hannah is a unicorn
me;hi

by unicornhhhisepicsms December 7, 2016

floppy dick unicorn

When you rip off someone's dick and attach it in some form to someone's forehead.

I will cut off your dick and attach it to your head so that way you'd become a floppy dick unicorn you cunt.

by Not Ronnie March 28, 2017

whale shark unicorn

A mix of a whale shark and a unicorn. a whale shark with a horn on the head. People who like whale shark unicorns are stupid and ugly. WHALE SHARKS ONLY, NO UNICORNS. HAIL WHALE SHARK KILL ,WHALE SHARK UNICORNS.

"Whale shark unicorn lovers are stupid "
"IKR"

by WHALESHARKUNICORN-SUCKS March 14, 2018