Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025
Get the touch ass mug.when one gets absolutely shitfaced then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex
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Get the touch of the tizzle mug.Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
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Person 2: Touch carpet bro
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
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Get the 《¤》Do 《¤》Not《¤》Touch《¤》Me《¤》Robles《¤》 mug.A term that is generally used by the metantly disabled to describe the sense of being "touched" in VR
While some people say it's real, there is no scientific evidence that it exists and is likely used as a talking point to get attention.
The origin is likely to come from people who exclusively play the game "vr chat" and do not socialize outside of the game.
While some people say it's real, there is no scientific evidence that it exists and is likely used as a talking point to get attention.
The origin is likely to come from people who exclusively play the game "vr chat" and do not socialize outside of the game.
stop harassing me I can feel that because I have Phantom Touch, I also have a wide range of disabilities in my bio we can talk about.
by rogyman March 6, 2025
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