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touch ass

Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.

It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.
You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.

My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.
by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025
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to touch someone germanly

when one gets absolutely shitfaced then proceeds to have sexual intercourse with someone of the opposite sex
i.e: your gonna get touched germanly tonight
i.e: im going to touch someone germanly tonight
by anonymous February 18, 2025
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touch of the tizzle

To touch someone with your penis and give them a touch of the tizzle
I gave her the touch of the tizzle treatment
by RIZ EM February 23, 2025
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touch carpet

the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section
Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro
by urbdictinger February 24, 2025
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this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.
"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."
by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025
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《¤》Do 《¤》Not《¤》Touch《¤》Me《¤》Robles《¤》
by FrenchVanillaSake February 28, 2025
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Phantom Touch

A term that is generally used by the metantly disabled to describe the sense of being "touched" in VR
While some people say it's real, there is no scientific evidence that it exists and is likely used as a talking point to get attention.

The origin is likely to come from people who exclusively play the game "vr chat" and do not socialize outside of the game.
stop harassing me I can feel that because I have Phantom Touch, I also have a wide range of disabilities in my bio we can talk about.
by rogyman March 6, 2025
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