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Tony

Generally a person who cannot play defense. Always dick rides a player on the team to stay relevant and is a big pussy.
Tony begs to play 2k with his friends but he cannot play defense.
by Nickplays2k June 21, 2016
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Tony Stark

friend: "i'm sorry you lost your dad"
person: " yeah he just did a tony stark on us."
by WaSdEqR June 19, 2019
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Toni

Toni is a very attractive guy but also a weird one. He is not the sort to dump on anyone but be sure that if he cares about you after a few days he will look for you anyway. He is a great philosopher, he persuades you with his confusing phrases and you don't even know if what he says is true or not. He likes to work and help girls study. He is an independent guy, he’s not the type to let some red-haired girl push him around, but often he allows to be cowered into submission by his friend Daria. He does not often get angry, indeed almost never, he is not a guy who talks back, on the contrary he is always polite, available and understanding, with people who prove to him that they deserve it. He’s funny and always rips you a smile, in any way, through a joke about literature, philosophy or even a sexual topic. He is a good friend, a person who can be trusted, with Toni you never run out of arguments, being an interesting person, there is always something to talk about. This is only a part of all the things that could be said about Toni, so if you find one, keep it tight.
x: who’s that guy?
y: he’s toni *blushes*
x: are you blushing or what??
y: shut up
by Daria M. November 20, 2021
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TheLongshot/Toni

TheLongshot, also known as Toni, is a common term used for amazing FIFA players and Strela specialists. TheLongshots/Toni's pride themselves at standing tall against racism. Toni originated from Italy, although lately Dutch Toni's are taking over. It is unlikely that there are other foreign Toni's, although there may be Toni wannabe's that have similar characteristics.

FIFA Toni's can be recognised by having Orsic, Morientes or many AC Milan players in his team. It is very likely that they will score a lot too.
Person A: "Dude this guy subbed in Orsic in the 65th minute and he's already scored a hat-trick against me"
Person B: "Then I guess you're playing a TheLongshot/Toni"

Person A: "Wow I just got killed by a Strela"
Person B: "I guess we're in a Toni lobby. Stay away from vehicles guys"

Person A: "I just received hateful messages on XBOX"
Person B: "Well, we know for sure that can't be Toni"
by NotTheLongshot November 24, 2021
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A Tony Dexter

The act of being quite an ignorant semi-racist, on a facebook post/thread about Sailing some Boats
Oh no, have they done "A Tony Dexter" ?

Should've thought that through before they revealed how ignorant they were.
by Diogeknees November 26, 2020
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The Curse of Big Tony

When Big Tony joins your group as a bandwagon fan (like a sports team), a great misfortune will befall the group. This is an equivalent of a dark cloud hanging over someone.
"Due to the Curse of Big Tony, The Dodgers lost Game 6 against the Brewers." (True Story)
by Party Tony October 19, 2018
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