Guy #1: "Dude, what is that?"
Guy #2: "It's a Tom Sawyer. You want some?"
Guy #1: "Hell yeah I do."
(tastes drink)
Guy #1: "Shit's strong man"
Guy #2: "Real strong"
Guy #2: "It's a Tom Sawyer. You want some?"
Guy #1: "Hell yeah I do."
(tastes drink)
Guy #1: "Shit's strong man"
Guy #2: "Real strong"
by goldenhurricane425 October 6, 2010

A freaking beautiful and HOT British actor! That deserves the whole world's love. Has 3 siblings and a dog named Tessa that he loves a lot♥️ Tom has won a lot of awards, he has also won my heart. Not only is he very good looking, he is also very kind hearted and loving!
by a.rtxaima November 30, 2018

Tom Clancy is definitely the hottest man alive. He is known for making fucking sick sick sick video games aka Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell Chaos theory, which is a game that literally makes me shit my pants every time I play it. If you carefully analyze his video games you realize he lives vicariously through his main character Sam Fischer, who is so damn sexy they even made him his own Lego figure. Well anyways back to the subject, Tom Clancy makes Sam Fischer so good looking and suave because he himself never gets laid, and my friend if you were Sam Fischer you would get so much ass you would suffocate and die.
by Kevin Ball April 5, 2005

tom brady is the BEST qb in all of football he broke payton mannings record. he plays for the best team ever the new england partriots, they have broken many records.
HES A TOTAL HOTTIE
HES A TOTAL HOTTIE
by michellekhando January 12, 2008

When you start giving yourself a handjob (white washin') and then trick a bitch into finishing the job...
The Tom Sawyer, is when you text a girl to come over and you start masturbating before she comes, you talk her into finsihing you off and cuming.
by DCadvantages March 20, 2008

by va May 13, 2005

the kid in my class that is scared of everything and can't catch a ball to save his life, i think a girl with no arms could catch better.
tom noakes can catch better then you.
or
tom noakes is 20 times braver then you.
or
Your such a tom noakes
or
tom noakes is 20 times braver then you.
or
Your such a tom noakes
by frankenpenis June 26, 2009
