Clown fish

The only fish that can change genders,
My childhood was ruined
person 1: are you a clown fish
Clownfish: I am

Person 1: are you a boy or girl?

Clownfish: both 🖕
by Potatosmileyface November 19, 2015
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Fish Snacker

Jim: "Hey Mike, let's go get one of those Fish Snackers."
Mike: "No thanks, I've already slept with your girlfriend."
by Enderwign September 11, 2007
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pig fishing

Driving super slow and swerving back and forth in your own lane, while completely sober, usually passing around a hand-rolled cigarette as well, in an attempt to see how many times you can get pulled in a certain time frame.
"We went pig fishing last night and only got 3 cops to pull us."
by B June 30, 2004
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lying fish

A person who conceals the truth, conjures inaccurate facts, or avoids answering questions appropriately in a poor fashion

A bad liar

Someone who lies or hides truths poorly
I saw Kyle making out with Marge in the break room, and then when I asked him about it he said he didn't. He is such a lying fish.
by LadyAlkro January 15, 2011
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fish goggles

Hey Tommy, remember when you slapped the fish goggles on Larry? That was hilarious!!
by Gabe A June 23, 2008
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rat fishing

The art of fishing for rats with normal fishing tackle. This is typically done in an Urban setting where the fisherman has a greater chance of snagging a rat. The fisherman typically has a better chance of catching a rat when he is on higher ground, a balcony is a good place. Typical bait would include anything from you garbage can but onl bologna and chicken prove to be the best.
"Hey Tim!! Lets go Rat Fishing tonight!!"
by Shadvick October 05, 2006
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fish poo

A juvenile code word which means bastard. Generally used in elementary schools from about grades 3-6.
bass = a type of fish
turd = another word for shit
bass+turd = fish poo or fish poop
4th grader A: That fish poo Brandon nailed my beach.
4th grader B: What a little bastard.
4th grader A: Dude, shut the flip up! Our teacher is right behind you!
by a certain mr. potato June 11, 2014
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