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josh allen things

Magical plays invented to demoralize a defense and delight Bills fans everywhere; the opportunistic things one does to lead a herd forward through a field of haters
Show ‘em what you’re made of kid, you can do Josh Allen Things!
by Mamicake the Original November 9, 2025
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This whole thing

Is just trying to make me "get over" aversions I do not have. You try to control me and then tell people I have a fear of control and that you are doing this because of that. You try to get me to change by more explicitly making my life the Truman show-esque hell I had described and then accusing me of having an aversions to change.
Hym "This whole thing is a farce and a deliberate one designed to mirror the things I said about your religion. And it isn't any of those things. It's the thing I said it was. Still getting harassed. Still miserable at work. My symptoms have improved as I found a new way of milking the fluid buildup in my skull. And all so you can make an exercise of making me give up on getting what I want out of life and instead take what Jordan Peterson and friends want me to have. Which is LESS THAN WHAT THEY HAVE. Fuck you. My life can change (for the better) without me changing myself FIRST, Jordan."
by Hym Iam December 4, 2025
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But the thing YOU said

A retard "But the thing YOU said! But the thing YOU said!"

Hym "Yeah, I'm aware of what I said. That isn't what was important here. You are using every vapid remark to invalidate the substantive parts. There were substantive parts in here and you want the racial slurs to be to be more important than that and it isn't. And they're not. I'm also doing it indiscriminately and am, therefore, not 'discriminating on the basis of immutable qualities.' Do you get the joke? Do you get the point of doing it? And coming from a sexual and economic diversity hire it's not fucking surprising. I don't need to reconsider how I'm talking about people. If I want people to talk differently about me you expect me to change my behavior but when I talk about you... I again have to change my behavior. Do you see how incoherent that is? No. I'm not changing my fucking behavior until I'm made whole. It begins and end with you not having to change any behavior... And ME having to change my behavior for no reason. So that some stupid fuck can get away with sweeping my contributions under the rug."
by Hym Iam December 7, 2025
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The Sans Thing

The thing where your eyes glow but its just one of them because you're so magical and cool
"Hey Bobby look! Your favorite character he's doing the sans thing!"
by Buh-n-cuh December 27, 2025
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Do the Chuck thing

Locking yourself in your bedroom and not speaking to your friends as soon as your girlfriend arrives, even though it is a predefined Bro-night.
Cmon man you gonna hang tonight or just do the Chuck thing?
by PL4N3T M3NT4L April 27, 2010
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A term for a preteen woman or a human female younger then thirteen years old who has sex with grown and will go placed where she can find them to have sex etc.
Person 1: I told her," Your just a little girl, you can't take grown mens' dicks. And she said ,'Yeah, I can too take grown mens' dicks'"
Person 2: Yeah, she's the wildest little thing you ever saw.
by The Fury 13 January 17, 2011
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Slut of a thing

An individual which 'puts out' at an outstanding level, alternatively meaning the individual can only be referred to as a 'slut'.
"A Trumble",

After having intercourse, girl climaxes, guy finishes strong, rolls over and exclaims, "you slut of a thing".
by thekennel October 21, 2011
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