Zombie

A coffee addict that can’t function without caffeine and looks like a zombie without it.

You know what just spend all your money on coffee you zombie.

by anonymous September 3, 2023

Alpha Zombie Blumpkin

A blumpkin that is given and or received from a very large and hairy man with three legs that looks like the Alpha Zombie from the 2024 film: 28 Years Later

Friend 1: Yo I got a blumpkin from that dude down the street, fucker was the hairiest dude I've ever seen.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.

by FroggerTheRIbbit October 19, 2025

maud zombie

Wicked ass derby girl that always drinks her boyfriends under the table.

P1 "We went out last night and my girlfriend totally Maud Zombied me."
P2 "you gotta dump that bitch, she be showing you up."

by TalkerBettyCrocker February 9, 2014

Zombied

Zombied simply means it's on auto-pilot and has jumped the shark. That the writers have written to the lowest, cultural denominator which is now a zombie show. That the show is on it's last legs.

Game of Thrones has zombied.

by scottwill August 29, 2017

Zombie

A dating term for when a person comes back from the “dead” (long silence), unlike being ghosted when they don’t come back at all.

He totally didn’t reply to my text for two weeks and then zombied me with a “hey what’s up”.

by Joy&Jeff November 14, 2021

zombi

the word you use for when you see a hot person

WOAH! Is that zombi?!?! hes so hot!!!!!

yeah, i would let him be my mommy dom for sure!

by zomb! August 25, 2021

fighting the zombies

To be tired but insistent on staying awake. Fighting the (Z)zz's in Zombie.

Riley: You fighting the zombies?
Todd: Yeah man, I'm tired but I'll be straight.

by Ndala May 10, 2016