by Palmpuff February 6, 2025
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ENSUES after a redeye flight
Stages of Redeye Zombification :
1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability
6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation
Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
ENSUES after a redeye flight
Stages of Redeye Zombification :
1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability
6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation
Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025
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2. A popular class of the undead that can be found in lots of videogames and apocalypse stories
2. A popular class of the undead that can be found in lots of videogames and apocalypse stories
by humanoidian February 26, 2025
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Synonyms: Llamas, Weightlifting Bears, Gym Frogs.
Antonyms: Spinster Cat Man
Synonyms: Llamas, Weightlifting Bears, Gym Frogs.
Antonyms: Spinster Cat Man
by WODZOMBIE November 23, 2021
Get the WOD Zombie mug.A blumpkin that is given and or received from a very large and hairy man with three legs that looks like the Alpha Zombie from the 2024 film: 28 Years Later
Friend 1: Yo I got a blumpkin from that dude down the street, fucker was the hairiest dude I've ever seen.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.
Friend 2: Oh yeah that's... great dude.
Friend 1: It was like getting a blumpkin from the Alpha Zombie from 28 Years later, like an Alpha Zombie Blumpkin!
Friend 2: Yeah genuinely stay the fuck away from me and my family.
by FroggerTheRIbbit October 19, 2025
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A place overrun by drug addicts who look like death warmed up, stumbling around like extras from a horror movie (think 28 Days Later). They beg for money, argue and fight with each other and the public, move in slow-motion, and are completely oblivious to the real world—giving the area a full-on post-apocalyptic, off-putting vibe.
A place overrun by drug addicts who look like death warmed up, stumbling around like extras from a horror movie (think 28 Days Later). They beg for money, argue and fight with each other and the public, move in slow-motion, and are completely oblivious to the real world—giving the area a full-on post-apocalyptic, off-putting vibe.
Frank: Mate, you won’t believe what happened on holiday in Clacton.
Lee: Did you go to the beach? The pier?
Frank: Yeah… but I went into the town center… and they were filming a new 28 Days Later movie! Proper zombies everywhere!
Lee: Zombies? Don’t be daft, mate. That’s just the town center nowadays. There are loads of drug addicts now staggering about, and loads of shops shut down shops to. It looks like the apocalypse. It’s a proper zombie town now, you donut LOL.
Lee: Did you go to the beach? The pier?
Frank: Yeah… but I went into the town center… and they were filming a new 28 Days Later movie! Proper zombies everywhere!
Lee: Zombies? Don’t be daft, mate. That’s just the town center nowadays. There are loads of drug addicts now staggering about, and loads of shops shut down shops to. It looks like the apocalypse. It’s a proper zombie town now, you donut LOL.
by Jamie Cheese November 15, 2025
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Bro, that was a full zombie fart. It rose out of the darkness like the undead and came straight for my soul.
by Seah0rse November 25, 2025
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