A state of mind, usually aquired from a long trip on any subway or metro train, wherein the person feels as if everyone is looking at them.
Dale: Hey bro, what took you so long to get here?
Anton: I don't know man, just chill the fuck out and stop staring at me! I've got mad metro syndrome!
Anton: I don't know man, just chill the fuck out and stop staring at me! I've got mad metro syndrome!
by Aaron Michael December 26, 2007
Someone who talks shit all the time to appear tough but never backs up their words or always comes up with an excuse.
all bark, no bite
all bark, no bite
Chiuaua Dude: "Man if that bich ass security guard bothers us ima shove that flashlight up his ass. H e better not even look over here
Security: "hey theres no loitering here, yall need 2 go"
Chiuaua dude: yes sir
Chiuaua Syndrome
Security: "hey theres no loitering here, yall need 2 go"
Chiuaua dude: yes sir
Chiuaua Syndrome
by BMwStu July 15, 2010
A disease that originated in Orange County California back in the last quarter of 1983. It's when Caucasian males entered this world and were missing certain chromosomes that cause a person to be heterosexual. Odd thing about this disease is the fascination with male reproductive organs from people of African decent. This disease has been under scientific study for quite some time now. It has been discovered that ingesting body fluids that are secreted from the reproductive organ is what causes people with this rare disease to become aroused. As of now there is no cure for this illness due to the fact that patients refuse treatment. It is clear that they are happy with their disease, and society needs to accept them.
Guy#1 "hey dog, check out that fool with the knee pads on. What's his deal?" Guy#2 "Oh that's the neighborhood toy. He has Camasta syndrome." Guy#1 "So your saying I don't have to worry about him taking any of the girls?" Guy#2 "Of course not!!!! Unless the girl turns black and grows a dick!!"
by Callitlikeitis February 24, 2013
When you watch an assassin movie and you think everybody from greg down the street till Brad Pitt is trying to kill you because there an assassin
Guy 1: "Woah are you trying to kill me"
Guy 2: "Chill bro you just got Assassin's Syndrome from watching Bangkok Dangerous
Guy 2: "Chill bro you just got Assassin's Syndrome from watching Bangkok Dangerous
by Tyedyeskyes July 14, 2011
by Anna Non Ymous December 29, 2017
A syndrome used to describe someone who keep talking no matter what you say even if no one is paying attention.
Person One: Man I love ____
Person Two: Cool I dont care
Person One: Man ____ is so great
Person Two: Dude I think you have L Syndrome
Person Two: Cool I dont care
Person One: Man ____ is so great
Person Two: Dude I think you have L Syndrome
by Cloorox November 13, 2018
A mental illness which will get people to be overactive in sports.
Symptoms may include:
Excessive playing in sports, wearing jock clothes (Sports brands, such as nike, adidas, etc.), rude to other people, decrease in intelligence, major increase in confidence, only spending time with other infectees, normie behavior, bad roasts, irritable behavior. May be terminal
How it is spread:
infected parents, infected peers
Symptoms may include:
Excessive playing in sports, wearing jock clothes (Sports brands, such as nike, adidas, etc.), rude to other people, decrease in intelligence, major increase in confidence, only spending time with other infectees, normie behavior, bad roasts, irritable behavior. May be terminal
How it is spread:
infected parents, infected peers
by SpiceRice May 16, 2019