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Luke Level

The gayest furry you shall ever encounter in your lifespan. In the end, the truth about Luke Level has been revealed, this man is the epitomy of a drug lord and a male stripper, he flashes his nipples to 3 year old girls in the street, and milks his ball sack every day. Luke Level's dad's bald head is shiny and I was able to see the reflection of him in a furry suit on there. What a bitch nigga! Luke has voted for hillary in the 2018 election and is jacking off to his mother's pube hair and period blood! EWW ! what an indian essay write im gonna write an essay on this, so basically lets get started.

for Greg Greger

I

Where were the neighbors? Out of town?
In my pajamas, I sat at my father's feet
in front of their squat, myopic television,

the first in our neighborhood.

On a screen the size of a salad plate,
toy airplanes droned over quilted fields.
Bouquets of jellyfish fell: parachutes abloom,
gray toy soldiers drifting together, drifting apart—

the way families do, but I didn't know that yet.

I was six or seven. The tv was an aquarium:

steely fish fell from the belly of a plane,

then burst into flame when they hit bottom.

A dollhouse surrendered a wall, the way such houses do.

Furniture hung onto wallpaper for dear life.

Down in the crumble of what had been a street,

women tore brick from brick, filling a baby carriage.

II

What was my young father,

just a few years back from that war,

looking for? The farm boy from Nebraska
Sydney: Omg! I love Luke! I want to fuck the shit out of luke until he pukes in my blue waffle vagina!

Luke Level: No need to worry I will fuck you with my long fox cock! on fox news!
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luke and sam are dating and they watch movies together
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Luke

A very handsome and nice guy that loves to be naughty and have fun. He also probably likes sports like football or baseball. A guy named Luke is always trust worthy and is capable of keeping all secrets.
Hi Luke I think I can trust you with a secret so, I accidentally poisoned my grandma.
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Luking

A man who drinks another man's gravy to get ahead professionally.
Steve is Luking Scott because he's trying to not get fired.
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Luke osmon

Luke osmon is a definition for someone who's always pissed at everything Or otherwise depending on usage meaning the targeted person to be a male lesbian in a non offensive way
Guy1: see that guy over there?
Guy2:the Luke osmon?
Guy1:yes!
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luke

yo luke is a poop
by luke pooki October 18, 2018
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luke little

a person that is advidy annoying and unfunny
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