Pro Dan

A piece of crap who likes to fuck your infant sister. He also says he's good at fortnite , but we all know that's false.

Yo it's Pro Dan

by yum yum123456789 May 9, 2019

Dan

Dan is that one friend that everyone has that falls in love with the first woman that looks at him, so much so that he would ditch his life long friends for, even if she looks like his fat twin sister with shovel hands & is build like a tractor!

Don't worry single desperate mums their is a dan out there for all of you.

by Funkyfarts February 16, 2023

Dan-Holtom

when you are not funny (sorry i have aids its black history month) dan proceeds to laugh. everyone else: quiet

i want to dy im not funny im having a Dan-holtom

by Sklid November 18, 2021

dan

never lies

dan never lies

by bibbullock70 July 10, 2020

Dan McCann

An Irish song about some lad's uncle, Dan McCann, moving to the states to never be found.

He's also one tough bastard

"C'mon Dan McCann, Fight me like a man!"

by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021

Big dan

Fat gipo who smells funny an has many STDs he's could from his mum an sister also his nan who lost her teeth on the big wheel at the gipo fair

Ye look like big Dan

by Owen dono September 29, 2018

Doing a dan

Delaying your wedding due to covid and pissing off your friends in the process.

"Oh no, he's doing a dan, we're going to have to redo all the bookings for the villa and the flights"
"He's a right dan"

by Hawky1984 July 27, 2021